-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

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(Source: earthdad)

 i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

p-otter-m-alfoy:

at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks

(Source: potterm-alfoy)

b0ni:

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Some

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BODY

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shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

(Source: cakejam)

This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol (from Anonymous)

lebaenese:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

vaspour

(Source: andrewbelami)

octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

(Source: youtubeofficial)

 cervicks:

lydiamdeetz:

as a sex educator I can confirm this.

the pill is 96-97% though

cervicks:

lydiamdeetz:

as a sex educator I can confirm this.

the pill is 96-97% though

(Source: dreamjerky)